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Slithering Sammy

Posted by on August 29, 2016 (Comments Closed)
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By luke

1886

Girl, you best get that nonsense out of my face and out of this store before I gotta call my man Samuel L. Jackson on your ass.

Florida

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Larger Than Life

Posted by on August 29, 2016 (Comments Closed)
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By luke

1887

I don’t know if you’ve heard, but he is kind of a big deal. People know him. He’s very important. He has many leather-bound books and his apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Indiana

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Roll One Up

Posted by on August 29, 2016 (Comments Closed)
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By luke

1888

So the glass door containing pizza rolls is broken at Walmart. If this story doesn’t start with “So these drunk people or these stoners came into the store at 2:30 am” then I’m not sure I’ll actually believe the horseshit story you try to tell me.

Ohio

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Friday Night Out

Posted by on August 29, 2016 (Comments Closed)
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By luke

1889

Millennials…something, something, something….lazy, entitled….something something…worst generation ever….Yada yada yada. You get that picture.

Unknown

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Poll Shows Trump Leading By 70 Points Among Mentally Retarded

Posted by Jethro on August 28, 2016 (Comments Closed)

By TDC

A new poll out today from TDC/ Opinion research shows presidential candidate Donald Trump leading by a whopping 70 points among people who are severely intellectually disabled. According to the first-of-its-kind survey Hillary Clinton comes in second with 12%, Libertarian Gary Johnson garners 4%, while 8% of respondents simply wrote …read more

Source:: http://dailycurrant.com/2016/08/28/poll-shows-trump-leading-70-points-among-mentally-retarded/

The Death Star

Posted by on August 26, 2016 (Comments Closed)
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By luke

1885

Darth Vader’s budget has decreased tremendously since his last escapade.

Tennessee

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Always A Kid

Posted by on August 26, 2016 (Comments Closed)
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By luke

1884

Long term relationship goals: This couple.

Unknown

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#Splatter

Posted by on August 26, 2016 (Comments Closed)
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By luke

1882

It looks like your pants lost a paintball battle to your butthole.

Oklahoma

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Robot Love

Posted by on August 26, 2016 (Comments Closed)
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By luke

1883

I think I just found my new best friend.

Unknown

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Thank You, Thank You Very Much

Posted by on August 25, 2016 (Comments Closed)
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By luke

1881

Uggghhh, when will all these Elvis impersonators leave the building for good?

Michigan

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Blurred Lines

Posted by on August 25, 2016 (Comments Closed)
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By luke

1878

Why can’t anyone ever get a non-blurry photo of Sasquatch?

Unknown

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Bad Ronald

Posted by on August 25, 2016 (Comments Closed)
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By luke

1880

HEY! HEY! No! That’s bad. I don’t care what Ronald tells you to do, you get your hand off his McNuggets!

California

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Driving Me Crazy

Posted by on August 25, 2016 (Comments Closed)
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By luke

1879

Friend Zone Level: Full time Uber.

Texas

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No Go

Posted by on August 24, 2016 (Comments Closed)
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By luke

1877

This is kinda what I assume other old people like myself think PokemonGo is.

New Jersey

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XL Buns

Posted by on August 24, 2016 (Comments Closed)
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By luke

1876

Well thanks for sharing that big ol’ booty with us. Nothing says sexy like some chuck roast in the wrong aisle.

Oklahoma

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Ye Old Biscuits

Posted by on August 24, 2016 (Comments Closed)
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By luke

1874

Ah yes, the old bottom biscuits circa 1700’s. Very popular back then.

Florida

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Lucifer Himself

Posted by on August 24, 2016 (Comments Closed)
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By luke

1875

♫ The devil went down to Walmart. He was looking for some soap to steal. ♫

North Carolina

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Yoga! Yoga! Yoga!

Posted by on August 23, 2016 (Comments Closed)
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By luke

1870

Now, if I thought you were actually doing yoga I might give you a pass on the see through pants, but the socks with slippers is a dead giveaway that you’re not even thinking about getting down on a mat anytime soon.

New Mexico

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The Demo Phone

Posted by on August 23, 2016 (Comments Closed)
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By luke

1872

Ahhh, don’t you love how technology has made it like a billion times easier to see just how stupid people really are? It’s like a huge radar of who to avoid in life.

Unknown

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Dr. Evil

Posted by on August 23, 2016 (Comments Closed)
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By luke

1871

And yet you know there are plenty of dudes that can’t see a red flag warning sign if it’s literally tattooed in front of them.

New Jersey

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