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Area 51

Posted by on September 23, 2016 (Comments Closed)
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By luke

1960

These are the type of dudes that are prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse. Which, now that I think of it, I really won’t care if I die in it since these are the people that would be left to live with.

Arizona

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Source:: http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/area-51/

The Remains

Posted by on September 23, 2016 (Comments Closed)
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By luke

1961

I’d say I’m surprised, but clearly you don’t care enough to change your jammie pants before you leave the house so why should I expect you to check yourself after a good dump.

Pennsylvania

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Bearded Wonders

Posted by on September 23, 2016 (Comments Closed)
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By luke

1958

Looks like they’re filming another commercial for Dollar Beard Club. Awkward.

Florida

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Wrap It Up

Posted by on September 23, 2016 (Comments Closed)
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By luke

1959

Girl, you better bring it down a notch. There isn’t a wrap for a broken heart like there is for your broken ankle.

Florida

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Source:: http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/wrap-it-up-4/

WWIB: The Transition

Posted by on September 22, 2016 (Comments Closed)
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By luke

1954

It’s that weird time of year where you don’t know whether it’s gonna be hot or cold outside and you can’t decide on keeping those summer clothes out or busting out that winter stuff you’re looking forward to wearing again. Tough decisions everyday people. Just make up your mind or …read more

Source:: http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/wwib-the-transition/

Using Them Correctly

Posted by on September 22, 2016 (Comments Closed)
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By luke

1956

They don’t call them sweatpants for nothing. AmIRightOrAmIRight?

Texas

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Full Bloom

Posted by on September 22, 2016 (Comments Closed)
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By luke

1957

Bottom biscuits be blooming today!!!

South Carolina

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Fire Crotch

Posted by on September 22, 2016 (Comments Closed)
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By luke

1955

If you can’t take the heat get your ass out the ass? Where there’s a smoking hot ass there’s fire? I’m not even sure what other fire puns to use. You guys have any? I’m sure there are plenty.

Kentucky

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Source:: http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/fire-crotch-2/

Willy Be Pimpin’

Posted by on September 21, 2016 (Comments Closed)
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By luke

1951

My man Willy the Pimp! Using ladies as accessories to his fine ass swag style. Keep doing you Willy!

Florida

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Stern Bern

Posted by on September 21, 2016 (Comments Closed)
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By luke

1950

It’s not even October yet and I see you’re already jazzed up about Halloween…Side note, how is the Bernie Sanders mask the scariest one in the bunch?

Louisiana

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Back Left Pocket Love

Posted by on September 21, 2016 (Comments Closed)
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By luke

1953

You would think the moment you need to tuck you hair into your back pocket to keep it off the ground would be enough of a sign for you to do something about it, but apparently if you get that far, listening to reason and being practical isn’t in your …read more

Source:: http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/back-left-pocket-love/

Pumpkin Flavored Errrythang

Posted by on September 21, 2016 (Comments Closed)
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By luke

1952

White girls everywhere like….Fall is coming.

Unknown

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Along For The Ride

Posted by on September 20, 2016 (Comments Closed)
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By luke

1948

Anybody want to take a ride back to the House of a 1,000 Corpses?

Canada

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Can Can

Posted by on September 20, 2016 (Comments Closed)
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By luke

1946

Girl, watchu doin with that big booty out in public like that? That’s not even an empty aisle there. There are some old ladies buying tea and canned goods like 3 feet away from dat ass!

Nevada

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D-Bag Donny

Posted by on September 20, 2016 (Comments Closed)
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By luke

1947

I’d bet good money this is the type of dude that slams down a bro-tein shake like every hour.

New Jersey

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Udderly Impressive

Posted by on September 20, 2016 (Comments Closed)
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By luke

1949

Seriously, I’m pretty sure 20% of the happiness derived from babies comes directly from dressing them up at Halloween or using them as an accessory at Halloween.

Unknown

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Deadbeat Dad

Posted by on September 19, 2016 (Comments Closed)
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By luke

1944

Well, since this is at Walmart I’m gonna go ahead and assume the last person in that position went ahead and took a promotion. Ehhhh Ohhhh!

Tennessee

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Who You Gonna Call?

Posted by on September 19, 2016 (Comments Closed)
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By luke

1945

To be fair, this one can’t be any worse than the last one. At least sexist dudes everywhere will be excited they’re going back to a male cast.

New York

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#Harambe

Posted by on September 19, 2016 (Comments Closed)
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By luke

1943

It’s too late Walmart. Harambe is already dead. RIP Harambe.

Unknown

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Bag It & Tag It

Posted by on September 19, 2016 (Comments Closed)
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By luke

1942

You know those little kids you see on here with bags over their faces all the time? Some miraculously survive and grow up. They grow up just as dumb, but they grow up.

Kansas

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